Car conversations

Ellie's a deep thinker while driving home from daycare: Ellie: Can Mama's have boy babies? Me: Yes, Mama's can have boy babies. Ellie: Why don't we have a boy baby? Me: What's wrong with just two girls? Ellie: No, I want a boy too, Mimi: No, I want a girl! Ellie: No, I want a boy! Mimi: No, I want a girl! Ellie: A BOY!!! Mimi: A GIRL!!!! Me: Hey, I know, how about we get another cat!!! Ellie and Mimi: YEAH!!!! Here's a question you probably don't get asked every day: Have you tasted watermelon seasoned with Crazy Mixed Up Salt? I have, and I wouldn't recommend it. Nor would I recommend leaving a two year old in the vicinity of a newly sliced open $7 watermelon and crazy mixed up salt. The compost pile got an expensive contribution tonight.